Construction Groaners

 

I have this great construction joke, but I’m still working on it.
I have to hammer out a few kinks and nail the delivery. I just don’t want to screw it up.

Did you hear the one about the construction worker was discharged after being accused of murder?
There just wasn’t any concrete evidence.

Do you know what music builders love to listen to?
The Carpenters

 

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